Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 23, 2019

Jake

Such a good cunt and always good for a yarn. Best best friend anyone can ask for, often does dumb shit with his bros. He likes Cody's and johns (mainly Cody's), Jake's love cars preferably nissans and station wagons. Jake's like to rock fluffy goatys and the love the colour purple but wear pink🤷 Jake's are the best guys but can be dicks sometimes but people love Jake's alot including his bestfriend

This guy is so skux he must be a jake

by Nigger be white October 31, 2018

Jake

A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake

jake is the sweetest guy ever!!

by ecohen November 17, 2018

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 29, 2021

jake

to spank your monkey. to jake off.

"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"

by bonerpetite August 06, 2022

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 24, 2020

Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but

I Fucked Jake and he made me cum

by Nick has a big dick May 08, 2022