Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Dirty Sausage

A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.

My sausage was dirty last night I shoved shit in her vagina so now I have a dirty sausage

by DirtySausagemilkshake December 19, 2024

Diabetes Sausage

When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet

I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage

by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024