Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

ass slippage

when you shoot ropes from your anal behind. the slippage gets hot and wet.

did you hear about randius? he ass slippaged all over his daughters face.
gross.

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Harlem Slip&Slide

When you are sucking on someone's petruded ass hole and they take a shit into your mouth.

Sorry babe, i didn't mean to give you the Harlem Slip&Slide, it just came out.

by albino tim October 17, 2023

Nip Slip

A game in which any player can pass a nip to another player by causing them to catch, or otherwise, take a nip in their hand.

The receiving player must drink the nip.
If a player attempts to pass a nip but the receiving player does not catch the nip or does not accept the nip — the nip becomes the receiver’s ammunition.

Nuanced rules include:
1. The receiver may drink half the nip, the remaining half becomes their ammunition.

2. The receiver May decline drinking the nip if they’re

i. Driving later

ii. Pregnant

iii. Just not feeling it

If any reasons i-iii are used to decline nip slip the sender may chose to give the ammunition to the receiver or recover the ammunition for later use.

Foreknowledge as a prerequisite for play:
Much like the game, players must be aware of nip slip to be subject to its rules. New players must have the rules described to them and consent to play. It is recommended that immediately upon explanation a nip is passed to new players.

Can you hold this for me?….
That’s a nip slip you silly bitch.
Drink.

by Nipslipmaster October 23, 2023

sinister slipper

Waking up 20 minutes before your roommate and nutting in their slippers so that the slippers are damp and sticky when they put them on.

My jackass roommate screamed when he put his nasty ogre feet into his sinister slippers this morning and it was hilarious.

by chunkycharizard October 27, 2023

Autocorrectian slip

When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.

Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”

My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.

by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023

Droidian slip

When someone accidentally reveals that they are a bot.

*Someone says some stupid shit*
"Aw hell nah man that was a droidian slip"

by Diallflexton January 26, 2024