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Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle
We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle
by aandrew16 July 22, 2022
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Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats
My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry
by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022
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Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022
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Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example
Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!
by Singmanne August 8, 2022
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Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example
Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!
by Singmanne August 8, 2022
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Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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Rusty Rivera

Man I should of wiped better I got myself a Rusty Rivera
by CJones9292 August 19, 2022
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