Potato

A delicious food and a humorous insult torward yourself.

Person 1: I love Potatoes

Person 2: Thats good bc i am one!

by Pandashapedlikepotato December 16, 2019

Potato

Potato is a highly consumed drug that most of people consume in their free time.
Potato is also known as mister potato where he teached PeppaPig how to eat potatos.

8 year old kid: yo do you have the thing?
dealer(potato seller) yes how much you want kid?

by _MomZ September 17, 2020

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022

Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 22, 2024

Potato

1. (n) a starchy tuber vegetable of the solanaceae family of angiosperms

2. (adj) of poor quality, usually pertaining to electronics

1. "I prefer butter on my baked potato."

2. "That's some potato video quality, fam."

by Sources943 December 25, 2019

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

potato

A potato is when you get a cub on lioden that has 2 to no markings.

"My best lady gave birth today! I wonder how her cubs look!"
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*

by Some random lioden gal January 22, 2019