Garbage bag porn oil

The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.

I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.

by DougWhatever May 19, 2018

High-Fructose Porn Syrup

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

Gay midget furry porn

Sex in its best form and shortest

Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God

by Sackboy69 July 9, 2021

gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.

I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.

by JJL124 February 27, 2023

Ellie Rose Porn

The hottest damn thing in the universe

Person 1: Yo, do you have 17 folders of Ellie Rose Porn?
Person 2: Oh hell yeah! How did you even know?

by OOCENetwork January 1, 2021

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

by ed the Word September 14, 2009