mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Porn hippie movement

A movement where the people in it on the one hand believe what the people in the neohippie movement do,peace and love ect. and on the other hand also believe in what people in the porn scene movement do that is in having sex several times a day every day and in underaged sex although they don't call it that ect. The people in it are called porn hippies and think sex is the meaning of life and look for it 24/7.

John is in the porn hippie movement.

by Deep blue 2012 April 10, 2010

European Gay Porn Awards

Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks

Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.

by Forkfreak December 26, 2013

Garbage bag porn oil

The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.

I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.

by DougWhatever May 19, 2018

High-Fructose Porn Syrup

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

Gay midget furry porn

Sex in its best form and shortest

Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God

by Sackboy69 July 9, 2021

gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.

I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.

by JJL124 February 27, 2023