grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

by The Rise of Skyschmitter January 2, 2020

type the pipe

mean to type so much in a girl dms shell let you smash the booty tooty fruit any time it mean to shoot yo shoot with a girl very well

damn girl can i type the pipe because that ass fat and you fine

by saysfuck.shit May 3, 2020

Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male

Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one

by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020