A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
Get the California Dadmug. by Martinium March 21, 2020
Get the Dadmug. Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Dad Jokesmug. Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
Get the Band Dadmug. Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
by Yungbeard January 14, 2017
Get the Dadmug. Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022
Get the Dad holstermug. The opposite of a your mom joke
by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021
Get the My Dadmug.