Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged

i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her

by jbur23 March 8, 2015

sour mom

when your feeling extra salty, being a jerk.

damn shes a sour mom. Cheer Up Woman!!! " No coffee this morning equals sour mom now"

by jeffdog squirelllover April 23, 2015

jerics mom

A woman who works at jack in the box that doubletimes as a super secret agent for the CIA.

Jerics mom put way too much mayo on my burger

by Yung breezy August 30, 2015

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Dab moms

Moms that go to yoga, Starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. They feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on Pinterest. They usually wear clothes that are white. Dab moms live on white pants 24/7. They feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods

Person Check her out
Person 2 she seems like a dab moms

by dgddhfdsmcfkhn March 31, 2016

savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.

Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.

by NotoriousJG July 7, 2017