a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin
by jiraiyascumslut June 19, 2021
Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.
Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!
by SaJ April 23, 2023
The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
by FunnyGirlb May 09, 2025
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011
An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
by spunky laday September 08, 2011
by The Muffin man 123 March 06, 2024