When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Get the muffin mug.A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
Get the Crusty Muffin mug.In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
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by JLew2025 November 16, 2020
Get the Muffin mug.A word that a popular YouTuber called Badboyhalo uses to call someone instead of calling them a curse word. Often used by Bad to call someone a muffin head when Bad is annoyed or upset.
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