Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

mary-jane

Like John Thomas, Mary Jane is a term posh people use to avoid saying vagina.

Nurse: she is ready to go to bed.
Mother: has she washed her mary-jane?
Nurse: yes her girl parts are clean.

by EmmaJ4everxx April 22, 2018

Marie

Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.

When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.

Marie pls Go bring me a beer

by Der Boy November 21, 2021

Mari

A very wise nanny who will always care on your clients friends but doesn’t give a butt about clients. Maris will also call Brody’s brothers because Mari is from Mexico. Mari won’t care if people insult her. Mari is a savage.

Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing

Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla

Friend: hi Mari

Mari: how are you, kind child

by Dniel October 24, 2020

athena marie shanahan

She is the best sister sometimes

Athena Marie Shanahan

by Nazst December 27, 2021

Mary

An idiot no one likes and will always be annoying (jk). She is a very good friend and will always be by ur side. No one can beat her. She is very beautiful and is annoying sometimes. She is an incredible creation.

“I’m lucky to have Mary as my friend”

by Supercalafragalisticespialidoc June 12, 2021

Maris

Maris is often used in combination with ‘esterre’. Again, this wasn’t in the urban dictionary with all the other names (just like Esterre) which made maris very very upset. Maris is very emotional and insecure but also very confident and emotionless. There’s not one way to define maris, she’s quite amazing. Maris comes from the words Stella Maris which mean ‘stars of the sea’ so maris is sea. Which makes sense because she’s quite intense, just like the sea. Very deep, unexplored, adventurous, scary, curious, strong, full of life and her eyes are blue. Maris is quite something, just like the stars of the sea:)

Wowie maris is a very cool name and deserves to be in the urban dictionary just like everyone else
Have you seen the sea? It’s so maris

by Esterre November 21, 2021