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Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.
That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog
by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021
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Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
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Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.
man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up
by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021
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Jersey Gang

A bike gang in New Jersey, Runnemede. Consists of children who can’t count past 5 and can barely stand a popeye’s biscuit.
“ There goes the Jersey Gang again. They’re the reason why instructions exists on Shampoo. “
by boogbagooa April 3, 2021
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Jesse

A male with a penis that is bigger than most continents and is a extremely funny person who everyone loves,if you don't love him as a person then you are fucked up Jesse is a calm person to most person on the outside but on the inside he can get extreme rage that he will boost his Speed, Strength Endurance
Girl 1: That boy named Jesse is cute should I ask him out?
Girl 2: Watch out he will fuck you so hard you can't even walk
by aPriestAmongBoys April 6, 2021
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Jersey Squeaker

When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.
Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore
by Tofi85 April 7, 2021
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