Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.

Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021

Real

You’ve smoked meth

You’re smoking real

by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Real

relating to something as it is, not merely as it may be described or distinguished.

"Locke's distinction between the real and nominal essence of substances"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Real

used in Panama as synonimous of 50 cents of dollar

"Dame un real".

"Toma tu real".

by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018