Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).
by HitlerNiggerJewShit December 3, 2024

by HoezAdmiree September 10, 2022

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

when you make love to your partner, and when you're about to bust take a parkour jump over them. myths say you will give birth to pepe the frog when you perform this sexual act.
by Flyymod June 1, 2022

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild
by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021
