Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower January 22, 2012

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Fake Bait

click bait that is fake and has no factual base. Used commonly to spread fake news

My Facebook feed was filled with fake bait sent to me by crazy relatives.

by LadyGrey January 03, 2020

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك

"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

by عطيس June 01, 2022

fake think

I dunno ask esme

Isaac you fake think!

by realhastalamuerte January 14, 2018

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023