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Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
Cat attack by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Cat playing a electronic Video 

A internet loved video, posted around 2012 on YouTube, got tens of millions of views
Cat playing a electronic Video is enjoyable and funny
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Cat got your butt 

The meat sweat from when you butt whistle with your butt lips
It was so hot outside, did the cat got your butt?
Cat got your butt by Andeiam April 28, 2021

Cat got your thumb? 

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

Cat got your thumb? 

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

Cat Trapped 

When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber
My sister just tried to strangle me when I called I said she was a cat girl
Cat girl by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021