cum lighter
When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.
cum lighter by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018
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Cum Stallion
When you slather your fist in semen, and then shove it up her pussy, for the purpose if impregnating,but mainly for fun.
Cum Stallion by TheMoistGinger May 18, 2018
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Cum sickle
Cum sickle by Beefstick anonymous May 30, 2018
cum sow
A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .
Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡
Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.
Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?
Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.
Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.
L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!
Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.
Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?
Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.
Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.
L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!
cum sow by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018
Cum Skull
Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
cum flop
last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
cum flop by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018