Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

Bieber Boner

Something which no one really wants to see, yet is still reported on the news or other sources of media. If something is seen in the news every day we should call it "just another Bieber boner."

That segment on the news about the Republicans for gay rights was a real Bieber Boner.

by Palmer Scott June 17, 2011

Boner Scale

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.

your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale

by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010

boner rockets

A huge load that is busted on a girl's face and/or genitilia

"i love shooting boner rockets in her eye"
"mom, what's that boner rocket doing on your face?"
"dad, mom said you used to take boner rockets in the ass. Is that true?"

by Marco T. July 28, 2007

Jacket boner

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.

HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner

by connor holling September 12, 2019