Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night

by DsDDdA February 27, 2022

Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.

by DsDDdA February 27, 2022

apple boss

when someone shoots apple sauce out at someone else, covering them

Hey, I hate Bethany. Time to apple boss her!

by kittyhunter69420 May 05, 2024

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

stapple apple

a homosexual

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression

by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 20, 2022

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017