Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Glossy taco (topcoat)

Topcoat on your nail art to make it look shiny
Simplynailogical on youtube Glossy taco (topcoat) ^ she will tell you
by Hieelo August 06, 2017
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Taco Bell poop

Big explosive diarrhea that happens after eating Taco Bell
I had Taco Bell poop last night
by Smuther February 22, 2021
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Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.
Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020
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put the dressing on the taco

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).
V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.
by BigHuckinChicken July 23, 2006
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walking taco

when a woman is getting analed while taking a brisk walk trough the local state park.
"yo, i meet this girl at the park" says jimmy
"did you walking taco her?!?!" says ronald
"no man, she wasn't that type of girl" says jimmy
"What the fuck!, any girl is the type for the walking taco."says ronald
by big nappy ho3 October 11, 2010
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taco bell shart

A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.
Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.
by SodaMan73 August 08, 2017
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