i just am

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021

just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

lets just be friends

nigga got friend zoned

lets just be friends, sike nigga you gay

by nigward0069 August 1, 2021

Just a story

Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...

This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now

by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022

Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

just-ish

From Steven Colbert (6-20-07).
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.

As long as the President gets to do what he wants, just-ish is served.

by tuf July 19, 2007