forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie

Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..

by ack78 September 21, 2016

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

meat zombie

When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.

Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.

by MarianneM December 4, 2016

koopa zombie

From the Mario Bros 3. cartoons. A human who got possessed and muted by the toxic koopa trash that made them look like a mixture of themselves and King Koopa.

After Melissa touched the toxic koopa trash, she turned into a koopa zombie.

by LL6000 May 18, 2016

Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.

by How Be February 14, 2017

Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018