Trump Strumpet

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.

Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box May 1, 2018

Cat Trump

Cat Trump is when your mom eats your ass in front of your dad.

I just had a cat trump!!!

by Italian-Cheesecake January 13, 2018

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Donald Trump

A loser.

Person 1: you see that guy in the Star Trek shirt over there?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: he’s such a Donald trump

by certifiedfreaksevendaysaweek November 15, 2020

Donald Trumped

To fuck something up so horrendously that there’s no way to repair it or cover it up, as with the presidents response to the COVID 19 pandemic.

Man, I left you in charge of this job and you Donald Trumped the fuck out of it, to the point that there’s no way to fix it OR cover it up. We’re screwed.

by Mattydamoose November 15, 2020