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Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
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Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one
My cat is a VERY fat potato
by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021
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scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
by Shit guru June 30, 2017
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Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.
The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.
by technocraticparty August 26, 2018
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Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
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potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
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Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut
Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?
by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018
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