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by Sethtaros November 24, 2017
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Brain Blast

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing
"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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BRAIN TORTURE

SEX

Running SEX ADS.

Criticized by asking questions.

Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.

TEACHING.

Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.

Super well written songs and great instrumentation.

Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED

Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.

Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.

How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.

Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.

I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.

Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels

The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.

They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .

Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this

"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ
1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."
by brew thru her August 29, 2012
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blabber brain

Thinking too much to your self confessing shit you can't believe you thought judging your thoughts and logic and reasoning skills.
Stop smoking meth blabber brain I can hear your thoughts and your arrested development.
by Lvcifr March 20, 2020
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Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place
Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!
by GH27 April 7, 2023
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