farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.

My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.

by Vesuvious June 16, 2009

Square John

A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John

He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.

by John-999 February 20, 2011

elton john

a boss. he's been in songs with 2Pac and Eminem. it doesn't matter if hey's gay, he's cool.

search eminem ft. elton john grammy performance on youtube

by big big boiii December 14, 2009

john brown

king of the burbs baby, all about revivin' the ghetto.

hallelujah hollaback.

John Brown: It's a company. We got experienced members of the street.
Lord Jamar: What's it about? I don't care who ya got. What's it about?
JB: It's about the revival.
LJ: The revival of what?
JB: The ghetto.
LJ: Why would you want to revive the ghetto? The ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
JB: I wanna revive economically, spiritually...nahmsayin? Infrastructure-wise. It's nothin' but love, my brother.

by hannah fuckin nichols December 12, 2008

John Tesh

Rock in its purest most hardkore form

Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!

by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.

Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.

by The Standard September 14, 2005

John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

by AssMan99 August 19, 2006