Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person, but sometimes picks the wrong things without noticing and once he does notice its too late

First girl - "heyyy jacob ft??"
Second girl - "give me your phone rn"

Jacob - *hands phone to second girl*

by ykw.i.am - 1.9.24 January 10, 2026

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.

Jacob Kawana is okay!

by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot

That's Jacob

by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025