jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe
Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )
by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016
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Norton Jacob

A guy with a huge cock and fucks guys for his free time
That Norton Jacob fucks his friends alot
by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022
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jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017
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Jacob jacob

The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
by Jacob stan April 15, 2020
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Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

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Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.
by Lyrac March 30, 2023
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Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
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Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020
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