real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024

Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023

real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.

My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.

by Fourshow January 14, 2021

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke

*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real

by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022