textbook ghetto 

A person that acts EXACTLY as how the media depicts people living in the inner city community. Unlike "a textbook case of ghettoism," textbook ghetto is usually seen in teens that are living in suburbs or upper high class neighborhoods who have never stepped foot in a ghetto; and is mostly the exaggerated version of the actual, since the media distorts reallity.

Chris: Hey! Why is John wearing extra baggy pants below his wang, Air Jordans, long plain white t-shirt, and a big cap?
Neal: Damn it! He must've caught that bug that's going around: textbook ghetto.

textbook ghetto by Neal A. Williams November 8, 2007

Casual Ghetto Dancing 

Dancing with your ghetto booty while being ultra chill about it

Oh, ya know, just some casual ghetto dancing.

Casual Ghetto Dancing by ktynablondye January 1, 2013

Netto Ghetto 

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack

You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!

Netto Ghetto by AL April 26, 2004

Lucratively-Ghetto 

1. Makes an honest living without a reliable source of income.
2. Young black male on deal or no deal.
3. More piece than the leading piece retailer.

We is Lucratively-Ghetto, Ya get me son?

Dolphin freeze n thaaat.

Ghetlow pirates.

Heavy smokers.

Head bridge to plank, featuring forhead carpet burn.
Guest starring hektic

Lucratively-Ghetto by Jing la rock August 16, 2009

Chateau ghetto 

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.

After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.

Chateau ghetto by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012

Snow Ghetto 

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

Snow Ghetto by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

Woke up in the ghetto 

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.

Woke up in the ghetto by 1364gds February 12, 2014