Donkeylord 

To be a extremely lazy and fat person. Usually ugly, has back, side, and front acne and also likes to play videos games 24/7.

Mike McCarthy is such a donkeylord... all he does in play video games and cut his carrot all day long.

Donkeylord by Joe Lue March 7, 2010

Donkey 

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

Donkey by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

donkey 

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

donkey by channing lopez May 30, 2010

donkey strum 

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence

Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome

donkey strum by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011

Donkey Cute 

When you or it is so ugly it's cute

The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love

Donkey Cute by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011

Donkey 

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

Donkey by purevibes February 21, 2011

donkeydamo 

Donkeydamo: a word describing the nature of a certain male

Donkeydamo is so hot

donkey damo

donkeydamo by cripple king February 25, 2011