Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

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Russian clown

a child molester from Russia

Demetre i told you if you take them, they will come for you! you Russian clown

by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025

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Clowns

The makeup wearing, child loving faggots who ran the country into the ground.

We have to call these fuckin queers "clowns" because the online censors won't allow us to call them faggots.

by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

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clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

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When you post a Craigslist ad to get a train run on you, then drop your phone in the toilet on purpose so you can’t cancel or count. You just lie down and wait. And they just keep coming. And they just keep coming.

My plans got cancelled this weekend so i have some free time i think ill set up a Bolivian clown car.

by Johnny Pener December 8, 2025

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Clown

1. The voice actor of your fantasy football team name passing away mid season
2. Your TE dropping a 40 bomb the week after regular season ended
3. Having a 90% chance of winning on MNF and still losing to keep a defeated streak alive
4. Going 2-24 in regular season

Evan Horowitz is a clown.

by Stan Garvey December 12, 2025

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