Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

clown

Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.

I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.

by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016

Clown

When someone has the person they are talking to’s number saved as something sweet but the other person doesn’t even have their name saved in general.

I had his name saved as bae but he didn’t even have my number saved. Clown shit.

by hayshudbf May 12, 2020

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

circus clown shit

This is related to Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton.

guy 1: your circus clown shit
Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Clown

A cringey insult given by someone who disagrees with another’s opinion. People who call someone a clown or use the clown emoji often have retardation and no backup for their argument.

Person 1: “I prefer Xbox over PlayStation because the Xbox has better system hardware.”
Person 2: “Ok Clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡”

by 100% Right July 9, 2019