jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob March 14, 2018
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 05, 2018
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
by Djx d October 20, 2019
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jacob fiocca

ew whatta jacob fiocca
by laurenbbebddhhdj June 12, 2018
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Jacob & Nicholas

Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass
Erica: omg is that jacob & nicholas
Raven: ugh
by orangemummy February 02, 2022
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