Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

by curlypoo December 25, 2020