The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.

I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.

The Teapot by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012

stirring the turd 

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

stirring the turd by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.

Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.

steeping the teabag by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007

Tammy the Tank 

A very cocky girl who can out drink everyone, and will keep drinking until she passes out.

Me "whoa tammy slow down!"
Tammy "Tammy the Tank never slows down!!"

Tammy the Tank by ROB PRICE, BITCHEZ October 3, 2008

thats the tea sis 

Thats whats going on sis

Wow is it trending right now?

Yup thats the tea sis

thats the tea sis by Bitch af February 13, 2019

The Trident 

Fingering technique used by the pros. You use your thumb, middle finger, and pinky to penetrate your vagina, vagooch, and asshole. (similar to the shocker)

Dude that kid has a vagooch! He probably uses the trident on himself often.

The Trident by zergleman1 January 19, 2011

putting your balls on the table 

To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out

Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "

Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"

Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"

putting your balls on the table by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010