by Master Gemini November 09, 2007
by Guy11974 January 14, 2011
Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
by cheche100notstupid July 08, 2013
A greeting originally coined by the St. Express. It is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.
St. Express : "Hey man"
Random Recipient: *runs for his life
St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.
Random Recipient: *runs for his life
St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.
by men at work May 28, 2013
An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 06, 2005
A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.
He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.
NEVER engage The Tully Man
He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.
NEVER engage The Tully Man
by Constable June 19, 2022
Any man whose level of retardation is so overwhelmingly high that to even contemplate it would result in the destruction of the soul as well as the body.
by Fubs August 06, 2007