Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.

Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.

by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023

chalk talk

When you utilize the chalkboard as an emotional ballast, where you write things on it to see if doing things on it make sense to do in real life.

I did some chalk talk, where I wrote if I should talk to my friend, to see if it looks right to do that, and after much examination I think it does! Hopefully it goes well with her in real life.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

12 talk

one to talk

Fat Jim: Wow Barry is so fat.
Ben: wow, you're 12 talk.

by Marloin November 28, 2018

All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.

Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.

by Slabshack November 30, 2018

talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.

if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.

by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018

talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017