Skip to main content

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
mugGet the Fake person mug.

That Person

Someone has manipulated you into loving them. No matter what they do to you, you always give them another chance. This most commonly seen in young romantic affairs(often someones first love), but can extend to family and friendships.
"Dude, you can do so much better than her, why do you keep letting her come back into you life after she broke your heart."
"I don't know man, she's just that person."
by MykHunt December 2, 2021
mugGet the That Person mug.

Worthless Person

A person that has negative unprovoked energy towards someone else.
John is such a worthless person because he hates Sam who did nothing to him
by bussinbih December 3, 2021
mugGet the Worthless Person mug.

Personal Funny

The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.
Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
mugGet the Personal Funny mug.

Personality Appeal

Personality Appeal is when an individual is attracted to another person not by their beauty or body but by their personality.
"Hey Nick, did you really like Sarah? I mean she's not good looking at all"
"Fuck off dude it was personality appeal"
by The Word_Wizard January 2, 2020
mugGet the Personality Appeal mug.

Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020
mugGet the Kiss a depressed persons day mug.

Person

legal term for a business entity that is a human or non-human and a nickname given to Mitt Romney from Jordan Thomas Cooper over a decade ago
Person is still a human entity and JFK is the only president buried without a brain.
by Coop Dupe January 12, 2020
mugGet the Person mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email