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Tea

When used in this context you mean a poison drink. Essentially any food or drink item can be used in this way, but the concept of poisoning tea, typically in a tea kettle is the most known method.
If Julian Assange helped Russia by publishing illegally obtained information and Putin gets his way Assange will be having "Tea" time soon.
by The Word Horse April 12, 2019
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Lipton Tea Party

During Indian Fire Sticks but when the balls are smacking together.
Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.
by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011
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dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
by Notkk December 29, 2018
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tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture
She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her
by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017
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chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”
Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭
by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025
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Tea

You slap your girl in the face when she about to give you head and say "hears *slap* *slap* the mf *slap* *slap* D", referencing the infamous tik tok tea girl.
"I gave my girlfriend the tea last night and now I have no where to stay"
by Bruhmoment69420 April 22, 2019
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