Whiskey School

Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise

Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

school chain

a term used in school used from freshman to senior. almost like a food chain.

Man, all those seniors are at the top of the school chain

by dinokitten101 November 6, 2009

School Stream

A type of music or a song that are not always mainstream but are popular in your school

Guy1"hey bro did you hear that new track called Still C.R.B
Guy2"Bro what are you on"
Guy1"Must be only school stream
Guy2"Or your just the first mate on the ship called Salty seamen"

by Hunter williams October 25, 2009

The Arlington School

A School for "SPECIAL" Teens.
If You Go There With A Clean Mind You Leave With A Corrupted And Dirty Way Of Thinking.

"today when i jumped in a pile of leaves during lunch at The Arlington School i found a dead squirrel"

by Russell Kezer January 31, 2009

High School

That place that is heavily stereotyped but you think those stereotypes are all just lies and jokes until you go there and realize everything you have heard is true.

Freshman #1: Dude my older brother who goes to college told me not to try to date anyone in my first year at high school because all the freshman girls date older guys and older girls will never date younger guys, thought he was lying but he was telling the absolute truth.

Freshman #2: I know right, even if there is a desperate, butt-ugly upperclassman, freshman girls seem to think hes crazy hot and date him.

by That Kid You Don't Know... March 4, 2013

Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

Public School

The places that a lot kids age 5-18 go to 5 days a week for 6-8 hours. They are basically prisons, trying to cram useless information in your brain. They lock you in classrooms, and don't let you go to the bathroom until class is over. And even in those 4 minutes in between classes, you still can't use the bathroom cause everyone else is.

Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?

Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.

So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.

Billy: I go to a private school.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.

by Pillowincase July 12, 2019