piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Full of Piss and Vinegar

Slang meaning "full of energy."

She's like the Energizer Bunny, always full of piss and vinegar.

by Brick the Breaker August 3, 2013

phantom pissing disorder

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020

Robert Frost Piss

Urine that comes out in two separate streams, causing you to try to balance the two streams and usually ends up spraying all over the place. This urine is an allusion to the oft-quoted line from the famous Robert Frost poem-"The Road Not Taken": "Two roads diverged in a wood..."

Dang, my bathroom floor is a mess-I had that Robert Frost Piss!

by John Gottim May 18, 2011

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010

piss on my rainbow

An expression to describe someone putting a downer on something.

"I'm well excited about getting in VIP tonight"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"

by Miss Couture December 18, 2007

piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008