real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.

“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”

by 2trippi June 13, 2022

real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.

"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"

by JustLovingLife August 26, 2017

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025

Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.

“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

Rudolph Realness

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.

Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.

by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

Real, true statement

An absolutely false statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.

by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022

real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018