These ASSHOLES using VAXHOLE as in definition are naive or just are not with it when it comes to computers as the true definition is patented and trademarked.
The real history of DIGITAL.
After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.
Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.
Where you have to burrow to find the truth.
What effect this had on IBM.
Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?
The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.
We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
The real history of DIGITAL.
After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.
Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.
Where you have to burrow to find the truth.
What effect this had on IBM.
Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?
The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.
We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
For GOD sakes JAKE you computer jock as can I please get in front of the line to use that DAMN REAL VAXHOLE and what are you saying about the PDP-11 .
Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.
I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER
ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.
I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .
Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.
The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)
What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?
Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.
THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.
I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER
ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.
I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .
Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.
The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)
What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?
Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.
THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
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