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Michael Phelps face 

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
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Michael Jordy Ortiz 

Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz
Michael Jordy Ortiz by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016

michael omilon 

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
michael omilon by Omilon December 20, 2016

Michael dixie 

Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
Michael Dixie is the love of my life.
Michael dixie by Foggyam419 December 21, 2016

michael jane 

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.
michael jane by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

michael copes 

He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
Damn Michael copes is so cool. He would be perfect if he didn't have such a small dick.
michael copes by LargeCock69 ;) December 27, 2016

Michael Jordan 

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
Michael Jordan by Roaster23 January 8, 2017