Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
Get the wifi carmug. Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
Get the Poop in the carmug. to have sexual intercourse
by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022
Get the Carmug. A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND
by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023
Get the carmug. by papablees January 31, 2018
Get the cadaver carmug. Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow
by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024
Get the Car Seat Headrestmug. When your friend pulls the goos guy card, always ,sometimes at wrong moments and always too many times
by Three idot December 14, 2020
Get the Pulling a carmug.