wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

Car

to have sexual intercourse

we had car under the tree as the children raped us

by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022

car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS

A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND

by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023

cadaver car

another name for a hearse

when my grandma died, they carried her casket in a cadaver car .

by papablees January 31, 2018

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for gay furries

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Pulling a car

When your friend pulls the goos guy card, always ,sometimes at wrong moments and always too many times

Damn bro stop pulling a car

by Three idot December 14, 2020