Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).
- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."
by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020
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ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.
by Snow Witch October 04, 2015
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Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.
“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.
by Globally Ghetto February 02, 2018
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Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.
“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.
by Globally Ghetto February 02, 2018
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Ghetto Wall

When a group of ghetto kids block the hallway, preventing kids who actually give shit about grades and stuff from getting to class.
Teacher: Alex, you're late. Can you explain to me why?
Alex: I got blocked off by a Ghetto Wall.
by Guy_With_A_Stick April 17, 2016
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Ghetto Memo

When you don't have any paper, so you write something you're supposed to remember on your arm.
Person 2: My number is 222-2222
Person 1: Shit, I don't have any paper, I'll just Ghetto Memo it.
by Kid_Savage October 03, 2016
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Ghetto Gamma

When playing on a laptop, tilting the screen forward and backwords causes the lighting of the game to lighten or darken. Similar to the Gamma function on most games. Ghetto Gamma is for those too lazy to pause the game and open up the menu when something is too dark or too bright.
I had to work my Ghetto Gamma when I came from the dark cave into the bright desert.
by Lord Damon April 04, 2010
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