Ghetto Habitat

A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.

I just got out the joint, so the only crib I can afford is in ghetto habitat.

by Timovich July 1, 2022

Fairy Ghetto

The people that have damaged trees, by tagging with graffiti (usually in their teens - twenties) and/or Fairy Doors/Paraphernalia (usually primary school children being encouraged by parents) attached by glue, staples, nails or screws.

Gee this is bad....the areas looking like a "Fairy Ghetto."

by Calli the Cockatoo November 3, 2021

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013

Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

what in the ghetto

it’s kinda like another phrase for what the heck

white boy gets a piercing that doesn’t look so good:
my friends n i: what in the ghetto is that?

by nocapinmyrap May 28, 2020

ghetto bird

ghetto resident that rarely leaves his block or immediate area. Always returns home to roost.

Where is your accomplice Tyrone?

" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."

by BluStarr September 6, 2016

A Ghetto Wilson

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.

Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021