Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Fake

Usually a word used by white bitches who use people being “fake” as an excuse for having no friends.

Alyssa:”that bitch is so fake”
Also Alyssa:hangs with her one annoying ass friend on the weekend with her hick boyfriends.

by Cile August 8, 2020

Fake Bait

click bait that is fake and has no factual base. Used commonly to spread fake news

My Facebook feed was filled with fake bait sent to me by crazy relatives.

by LadyGrey January 3, 2020

fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.

The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.

by MarkusOla October 18, 2015

Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!

“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”

by boxy2sped November 27, 2019