Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025
Get the free-timingmug. by butthand December 8, 2020
Get the free boymug. Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
Get the free muffmug. The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.
by schwifty90 May 8, 2017
Get the Free Birdin' Itmug. A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.
by Dubs Check October 17, 2025
Get the Scot-freemug. by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020
Get the free and ninimug. by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013
Get the free bagelmug.